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- me: touch me and DIE
- me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
- me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
- me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
- me: -cries for 3 hours-
- me: oh my god i'm hungry
- me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
- me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
- me: -sneezes-
- me: THE END IS HERE
- me: its too fucking early
- me: dont look at me
- me: i dont even know what that is
- me: am i in science or gym right now
- me: stop fucking screaming
- me: dont touch me filthy peasant
- me: fuck you
- me: thats right open the fucking door for me peasant
- me: can you not
- me: holy shit you can touch me all you want you beautiful human being you
- me: he's cute...
- me: holy shit what if he's gay
- me: what if he's gay with that guy right there
- me: i ship it
- me: whens lunch
- me: peasant
- me: the queen is leaving move
- me: touch me and DIE
- me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
- me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
- me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
- me: -cries for 3 hours-
- me: oh my god i'm hungry
- me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
- me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
- me: -sneezes-
- me: THE END IS HERE
- me in public:
- me in the halls:
- me in a crowd:
- me when I meet someone new:
- me at parties:
- me in class:
- me when someone tries to make small talk:
- me at family gatherings:
- me home alone: CAW CAW MOTHAFUCKAHS
- me home alone: *dances about wildly*
- me home alone: *shout-sings broadway tunes*
- me home alone: BAHAHAHAHA FUCK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS
- me home alone: *makes derp faces in mirror*
- me home alone: I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME
- me home alone: *watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels*
- me home alone: PEACE OUT BITCHES I'M FREEEEEEEEE
- me: Oh god it's time to get up.
- me: ugh clothing
- me: Ugh hair
- me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
- me: oh god I hate this place
- me: no I don't like you leave me alone
- me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
- me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
- me: Nice ass
- me: the fuck you lookin at?
- me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
- me: Please just shut up
- me: ugh bus
- me: YES HOME
- me: YES INTERNET
- me: YES BED
- Me: Oh god, it's time to get up.
- Me: Ugh, clothing.
- Me: Ugh, hair.
- Me: Oh well, it's too late to eat breakfast.
- Me: Oh god, I hate this place.
- Me: No, I don't like you. Leave me alone.
- Me: Oh, your boyfriend broke up with you? Please, tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
- Me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS.
- Me: Nice ass.
- Me: What the fuck are you looking at?
- Me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
- Me: Please, just shut up.
- Me: YES. HOME.
- Me: YES. INTERNET.
- Me: YES. BED.
- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: *plays music*
- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: *plays music*
- me: *puts earphones in*
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